PSoTD

Whack-a-Mole must bring out the worst in people.

Generally thought of as a kid's paradise -- with its trays of pizza, abundance of video games and rides -- Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant on Union Deposit Road is increasingly frequented by Susquehanna Twp. police.

And they're not there for the pizza.

This year, officers have been to the restaurant eight times for calls about disorderly conduct, assault and theft. Last year, officers responded to 18 calls there.

"We at the police department are disturbed at the amount of calls and arrests at a location that's designed for kids to have fun and eat pizza," Chief Robert A. Martin said. "And we're going to continue to arrest anyone who is disorderly and engages in fights at that location."

The number of calls at Chuck E. Cheese's has increased from 11 in 2005 and nine in 2006, Martin said. Many of the incidents stem from parents acting inappropriately and not respecting each other, he said.

Two weeks ago, police broke up a fight involving 20 people.

I sense that three word description in my biography someday soon.

Got a sample Quattro four blade disposable razor from Schick in the mail the other day. I'd always wanted to try one but never felt like blowing five bucks on a throwaway. After using it for a week, I have to say it was nothing special. The Quattro gave a slightly smoother shave but not worth the extra dough. Sorry Schick, I gotta save my money for gas!

I hope to achieve it tonight.

Hillary and Ed Rendell called me last night.

I'm going to miss all this personal attention after tomorrow. Boy, did Florida and Michigan screw up!

Anyone that has gone to CSU Sacramento knows the Guy West Bridge. I don't know why I thought of it yesterday, but I did. Maybe because I've probably walked across it a couple of thousand times in my life, when I lived in an apartment across the river from Sac State... good ole' University Gardens.

And there's a nice Flickr photostream here of the bridge.

Hey, I don't write it. I just cut and paste this stuff!

In perhaps the hardest hitting news story of the day, Kanye West has ‘fessed up to being obsessed with big breasted women.

The mammary-fixated hip-hop star even proposes a theory for his penchant for ladies of the buxom variety.

He tells New York magazine: "I have liked big tits ever since I was a kid. I was breastfed for too long I think. It messed me up."

I've heard that when people are bitter, they often cling to big tits. They can mess you up.

I couldn't stand looking at Barclay and Rove anymore.

The actress is said to have agreed to strip down for just £40,000 for the indie film Florence to prove herself as a "mature actress".

The 21-year-old, who previously played a pole dancer in the box-office flop I Know Who Killed Me, has reportedly agreed to "full frontal" nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the drama.

An insider told The Sun: “Lindsay doesn't care she's getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring.”

Another source added: “She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”

Love the show.

MY EYES!!!

Robots!

Home delivery of frozen meat products from an odd yellow truck frightens me but you'd be surprised whose house the Schwan guy stops at. I've had two friends who were big fans and the excitement in their homes upon his arrival was strangely similar.

"Honey, the meat man's here!"
"Good, we're all out of chicken nuggets."

Hopefully this isn't a violation of our primary blackout but I thought this was a neat idea!

The Obama campaign's latest gimmick: a high school-outreach program that targets students who will turn 18 by the Nov. 4 general election, making them eligible as primary voters. Indiana students who register at least 20 of their peers by April 6 will be eligible to play three-on-three basketball with Obama, a big-time hoops fan and reputed aggressor on the court.

Boy I hate Texas Roadhouse.

They have six beers on tap - 3 light beers (Coors Light, Miller Lite and Mich Ultra), two white beers (Sam Adams and Blue Moon) and one domestic, Yuengling - which they serve at ten degrees below zero so you can't taste it anyways. All for $5 a glass!

Then they make you wait thirty minutes for a table hoping you'll drink an extra beer. And don't get me started on the stupid music.