Inside Joke
I would have thought that on the Internet, there would be WAY MORE than this many pages for the line
"I love the ladies".
Thursday November 29, 2007 at 9:38am
Wednesday November 28, 2007 at 11:41am
W
What a unique letter it is. Only one in our alphabet that takes more than one syllable to pronounce.
Tuesday November 20, 2007 at 8:10am
Turkeys at Chabot
This isn't that great of photo, but the fact it was taken where I went to Junior College adds some value to me.
Thursday November 15, 2007 at 3:45pm
Christmas Hos
Wonder if this has anything to do with Don Imus getting back on the air?
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.
"Ha ha ha", indeed!
Monday November 12, 2007 at 8:09am
Thanksgiving Fashion
Why don't the department stores sell men's ties that look like a turkey wattle?
C'mon, Macy's, give it a shot. It could be the new in look.
Monday November 12, 2007 at 8:07am
In Honor of November 22nd...
I'll try to post a turkey pic each day. Why? I'm losing my edge.
Friday November 2, 2007 at 5:38pm
Another Reason to Watch Your Weight
CalorieLab reports on the ultimate amusement park nightmare: Trapped in Disney's It's A Small World ride with angry fatties!
The Small World ride now must accommodate adults who frequently weigh north of 200 pounds, which it often cannot do. Increasingly, overweighted boats get to certain points in the ride and bottom out, becoming stuck in the flume.
The ride monitors attempt to leave empty seats on many boats to compensate for the hefty, but this routinely antagonizes the hundreds of paying customers waiting in line. When a boat does bottom out, a long line of other boats backs up behind it, their passengers slowly going mad from listening to the ride’s theme song.
The ride monitors must then track down the stuck boat and attempt tactfully to help a rider or two to exit at one of the emergency platforms, which the riders in question do not always deal with graciously.
I hate that song!!
Thursday November 1, 2007 at 9:48am
Something to Remember for Next Halloween
Some ASU students came to campus "trashed" for Halloween in hopes of winning a $500 prize for supporting a green cause at the Anti-Trash Costume Bash.
Five contestants faced off at the Memorial Union Wednesday, dressed in costumes made from recyclables, in front of a panel of judges who awarded them for their use of trashy attire to help spread awareness of roadside littering and recycling.
The best costume team was awarded $500, while second place took home $250 and third won a $50 ASU bookstore gift certificate. The team with the best costumes was awarded $500.
All winners were invited to have lunch with Tempe Mayor Hugh Hallman.
"The scariest thing they thought they could do for Halloween is invite a politician," Hallman said.
The event, sponsored by the Arizona Department of Transportation, Maricopa Association of Governments and U-Haul, was held in an attempt to educate students about the growing problems with trash on Arizona highways, Hallman said.
"The trash looks a lot better on the students of Arizona State University than our freeways, believe it or not," he said.
The first place prize was appropriately set at $500, because that's how much a ticket is for littering on highways, Hallman added.
About 500 bags of trash are picked up on Maricopa freeways each day, amounting to more than 150,000 bags and $3 million per year in taxpayers' money, according to ADOT statistics.
Hey, Harrisburg Mayor Steve Reed - this sounds like a good idea for the city next year!