Favorite Headline of the Day
Koizumi will eat chocolate bonsai tree
Tuesday June 27, 2006 at 10:34am
Too Much Information
We really don't need to hear publicly why Limbaugh had Viagra.
In an unrelated matter, here's a curious place called Viking's Exotic Resort on the Dominican Republic.
I know, I know, the close proximity of those two links might lead to sexual dysfunction...
Friday June 23, 2006 at 8:17am
Wealthy Beats Happy
Paid Sidebar Ads on Google for search of term "wealthy": 79
Paid Sidebar Ads on Google for search of term "happy": 1
Thursday June 1, 2006 at 12:04pm
Drinking and Swimming
With the hot weather, people want to swim and to drink. You'd think somebody would have combined the two more effectively by now... apparently Poland now can advertise the first 30 proof lake.
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.
The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha.
Strange how the wildlife, which I'm sure won't deal with the alcohol well, isn't mentioned at all. Just the drunken husbands.