Friday Beer Belly Bloggin'
Just because I can, but don't expect this to be a regular feature. Recent beer belly highlights around the blogosphere:
Picture this: A room a skinny glamazons, partying the night away. Each dresses completely indivual and each and every one of them looks amazing. All that is except a man in a neon pink sparkly jumper which boasts a rather hugeee beer belly.
The walls of watering-holes in Japan are decorated with beer posters, featuring nubile women spilling out of yellow bikinis and holding foaming pints of lager. Now, beer and half-naked ladies are two of my favourite things, so these pictures are always guaranteed to bring a grin to my face. Of course, if such a girl were to regularly knock back pints of beer, the resultant beer-belly wouldn’t be too great for her modelling career, but I don’t worry about these details too much.
This portion of the dream freaked me out a bit. Apparently the voice was aware of my freakedoutedness. It comforted me with a view of another zero. Half of the zero was highlighted in red and the voice said, "Look, half a zero is the shape of Willy's beer belly."
I have always loved my beer, as you can see from my photos; I have a fantastic beer belly, which has cost a fortune over the years.
This isnt a beer belly....its a gas tank for a sex machine!
Maybe those with beer bellies need to blog more about them. Build them up with blogstature, as it were...
